7/20/2007

about paris ...


paris is a beautiful city ... ever been there?? ... well, I was ... twice ... the first time I was about three ... can't remember shit ...

second time I was 19 ... wow ... two friends and I were on the way back from spain where we spent our first real holiday without parents ... or anybody else to watch us getting drunk and naked hehe ... near lyon, it was already dark, we saw some firework, in german feuerwerk, and realized it was the thirteenth of july and paris would be probably a very nice place to be at the next day, so we called our parents, told them we would come two days late, drove towards paris, spent the night at a parking lot, enjoyed celebrating paris the next two days (always slept in the car hehe) and came home as men ... well, more experienced men ... ok, french men :D ...

anyway, as you can see paris is also in my room, standing right next to me in my not little chaos I call my living room this very moment ... you ask why?? ... I don't know ... she was left over after a party at the bar I work in and I took her home ... maybe it was pity, maybe I like her ... but I really like to think it was just because I have no dartboard ...

you are wondering, why this blog is so short and without any music?? ... well, I am tired and I watch scrubs right now ... season three, episode 12 and 13, where michael j. fox is gueststarring :) ... very funny episodes ...

so enough of my tiring (tireing?... nahh) life and into bed ...

love you all ... or nobody as nobody reads this :P ...

7/04/2007

aderol?? ... /me only knows aperol ...


let me check first ... aahh, I love google and the internet ... I know, everybody says google is the new microsoft, but who cares, they can steal all the information from /me they want ... I have nothing to hide ... I am a 29yearold wanker bartending for living and not getting anywhere but on this trip ...ok, I have fun ... at least ... maybe too much so I never get serious haha ... who cares ...

ah, aderol ... stupid girls ... can't spell shit ...

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hahah ...

anyway ... again late at night, I just came from work, not drunk, had two hours of sleep last night and hell, I still can't sleep ... eric clapton spends this wonderful night with me and I still try to understand why in gods forbidden names I didn't take this girl with /me last saturday ...

imagine that ...

/me and my fellow bartender, who right know probably fucks my roomie where waiting for the last guests in our bar to leave so we could finally get to this party that used to be partied at our place, but well, this time it's almost directly on the kiez (hah, now you find out what this means!) ... no problema, we know the guys at the door, we have a box of sprite for them because they ran out of it haha and hell, we are so hot hehe ... ok, that didn't work ...
so at the 2 am we got out and in and I ran around to get a hold of somebody who could get /me a free drink ... btw I am just listening to the scrubs soundtrack, I love it, augustana with boston, so sad, almost as sad as my story ... trying to get some orientation at this place I've never been before I almost ran into a girl ...
well, boring ... but ...
3 minutes later after discovering importants location like the toilets I was standing in the middle of the big dancefloor where suddenly this particular girl heads ... wow, the clash, london calling, coooooooooooool ... right towards me and starts talking rubbish, something about me being quite nervous and not very concentrated what she has to say (or to show), so I tell her that I am looking for a friend (she actually asked if it's a girl or not ... gosh) and that I need a drink first before I can calm down and relax and enjoy the party ...
she saw the truth lying buried in these word and threatened me to come back later o_O ..

damn it, cat stevens, cats in the cradle, almost even cooler ... isn't he good friend with some not so kosher arabs now? o_O ... ok, that was not nice ... he's cool ... even with a beard ... looks kinda funny hahahahahahahha ...

ok, ten minutes later I got my drink ... ouch, journey, don't stop believin', JD from scrubs loves it hahah ... and I stood there with my boys and finally relaxed a little when she stormed towards /me right between my boys, placed her finger on my chest and said: 'das klaeren wir noch!' and disappeared again :P ...
my people looked at me with big question marks over their heads ... who the fuck was that?? we are here for ten minutes?? how much did you pay her?? ... hahahha ... ok, they were just a litte surprised but I just kept on drinking, so who cares ...

... if not she was walking by every fifteen minutes grabbing my ass ... george, my fellow bartender and roomiehopper started laughing after the third time and almost was rolling on the floor laughing haha when I asked him three hours later where the hell the chick was heheh ... long gone she was so we went to burger king ... after that we kept on drinking in some fruehclubs ... nice night ...

anyway ... why did I tell this story in the first place?? ... let me check ... scrolling up ...

ah, ok, I remember ... but still got no answer ... who cares ...

who needs girls anyway ... I have a PC ... and this PC is singing to me right now ... funny he has the voice of chris isaak ... it seems my PC plays some wicked game with me ...

and why the hell I just ate two hardcooked eggs again?? ... I don't need the crappy eiweiss anyway, I am no fucking pornstar although I look like it hehe ...

I am getting tired ... you can see that because of the german words I am using ... I got too lazy to translate them ... well, makes it more competibal (?) for you to get what I say ...

wait, with all the drugs (e.g. adderall) you take you don't have the attention span to read all this junk anyway hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah ...

if you got here without cheating ... I don't care ... nobody reading ...

get a life ...

blah ...


p.s.: how did you guys find this anyway?? ... not fair ... and didn't I forget to tell something?? ... pff, maybe next time ...

p.p.s.: haha partridge family, come on get happy ... hahahahahahaha ...

p.p.p.s.: crap, also forgot the photo before posting ... no story for this picture then ... again ... too bad ... I sure I will pick a good one heheh ...

p.p.p.p.s.: what's wrong with me ... forgot the most important part ... aperol sour, fucking good cocktail ... 5 parts aperol, 5 dashes of eiweiss (HEHE), 2 parts lemon juice, 1 part sugarsyrup, fill up with orangejuice, shake well with icecubes about ten seconds, put it in a tumbler with two cocktail cherries and half a orangewheel ... delicious ... even better: same thing, but with amaretto!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...

6/27/2007

actually I am too lazy for that ...


but sometimes it gets me and I start writing and I can't stop till I realize how dump it is to spent my time writing something nobody reads, but well ... I always was kinda dump ... and actually I don't care somebody is reading or not ...

I read somewhere that every writer should have a diary ... or something is wrong with him ... ok, I am no writer and I have no diary, but if I had one without being a writer, would that make me weird too? ... uuhhh ...

right now I am listening too a cool song ... it's 0630 where I am and I came back from work 2 hours before and I try to stay awake the whole day so I can go to bed when normal people do ... my sleeping rythm is totally fucked up since I work as a bartender ... where was I? ... ah, song ... I want to take you higher ... I think it's in the film a knights tale ... wait a minute ... wikipedia: "I Want to Take You Higher" is a 1969 song by the soul/rock/funk band Sly & the Family Stone, the b-side to their Top 30 hit Stand!". Unlike most of the other tracks on the Stand! album, "I Want to Take You Higher" is not a message song; instead, it is simply dedicated to music and the feeling one gets from music. Like nearly all of Sly & the Family Stone's songs, Sylvester "Sly Stone" Stewart was credited as the sole songwriter. ... yihaa ... I love the internet ...

hahahaha ... now there's hugh grant with meaningless kiss ... this film was kinda funny ... liked it ...

films ... ahh ... I DLed so many I can't watch fast enough ... but after spending three years outside germany always on the run with two bags and uncountable rooms, drinks, flights and girls I have a lot to catch up to ...

you are still reading?? ... damn, nothing better to do or what? ...

hahaha ... to my right side stands a huge promotion-paper-paris-hilton ... I still need darts so I can play with her ...

uh ... mika ... relax (take it easy) ... like most of his songs, but that's a really cool one ...

somebody should program a plugin for FF that inserts the songs that are played automatically to the text ... would be fun ... sometimes embarrassing, but fun ...

still reading? ... gosh ...

ah, I know ... you still wait for an explanation about my three-year-away-from-home-having-fun-remark ... I knew that one would make you curious ... muahahaha ...

well, I think I keep that for another occation ... unfair, but that's might help to bring me and maybe even you back here again and not make this blog a one in a lifetime experience like the germans blog you can find here http://happylikethehippo.blogspot.com muahahahaha ... dork ...

the german?? ... luv her, but obviously I am not the only one ... read http://hollywoodinheels.blogspot.com, a bright and still funny blog from a probably hot madame ... unbelievable, but hell, that's what we are all waiting for ... read something funny, sexy, intelligent, good written from a sexyhexy we all know to be funny, sexy, intelligent, longlegged, highheeled, togoodtobetrue-assed and funny ... can't wait to meet barbarella hehe ...

no, I am a bartender and I don't drink at work and neither after work, I am not drunk right now, I just jerk off right here spitting out words and sentences in a weird order without thinking too much ...

about jerking off ... well ... forget it ...

oops ... anybody here?? ... ouch ... guess that was too much ...

a picture?? ... I guess I add a nice picture ... makes it's interesting ... girl, boy or animal?? ... let's see ... next time I look for a picture before I write, then I can write about it hahaha ... easy, my boy ...

dear not-readers ... keep it coming ... good night ...

p.s.: you can keep all mistakes you find ...