actually I am too lazy for that ...

but sometimes it gets me and I start writing and I can't stop till I realize how dump it is to spent my time writing something nobody reads, but well ... I always was kinda dump ... and actually I don't care somebody is reading or not ...

I read somewhere that every writer should have a diary ... or something is wrong with him ... ok, I am no writer and I have no diary, but if I had one without being a writer, would that make me weird too? ... uuhhh ...

right now I am listening too a cool song ... it's 0630 where I am and I came back from work 2 hours before and I try to stay awake the whole day so I can go to bed when normal people do ... my sleeping rythm is totally fucked up since I work as a bartender ... where was I? ... ah, song ... I want to take you higher ... I think it's in the film a knights tale ... wait a minute ... wikipedia: "I Want to Take You Higher" is a 1969 song by the soul/rock/funk band Sly & the Family Stone, the b-side to their Top 30 hit Stand!". Unlike most of the other tracks on the Stand! album, "I Want to Take You Higher" is not a message song; instead, it is simply dedicated to music and the feeling one gets from music. Like nearly all of Sly & the Family Stone's songs, Sylvester "Sly Stone" Stewart was credited as the sole songwriter. ... yihaa ... I love the internet ...

hahahaha ... now there's hugh grant with meaningless kiss ... this film was kinda funny ... liked it ...

films ... ahh ... I DLed so many I can't watch fast enough ... but after spending three years outside germany always on the run with two bags and uncountable rooms, drinks, flights and girls I have a lot to catch up to ...

you are still reading?? ... damn, nothing better to do or what? ...

hahaha ... to my right side stands a huge promotion-paper-paris-hilton ... I still need darts so I can play with her ...

uh ... mika ... relax (take it easy) ... like most of his songs, but that's a really cool one ...

somebody should program a plugin for FF that inserts the songs that are played automatically to the text ... would be fun ... sometimes embarrassing, but fun ...

still reading? ... gosh ...

ah, I know ... you still wait for an explanation about my three-year-away-from-home-having-fun-remark ... I knew that one would make you curious ... muahahaha ...

well, I think I keep that for another occation ... unfair, but that's might help to bring me and maybe even you back here again and not make this blog a one in a lifetime experience like the germans blog you can find here http://happylikethehippo.blogspot.com muahahahaha ... dork ...

the german?? ... luv her, but obviously I am not the only one ... read http://hollywoodinheels.blogspot.com, a bright and still funny blog from a probably hot madame ... unbelievable, but hell, that's what we are all waiting for ... read something funny, sexy, intelligent, good written from a sexyhexy we all know to be funny, sexy, intelligent, longlegged, highheeled, togoodtobetrue-assed and funny ... can't wait to meet barbarella hehe ...

no, I am a bartender and I don't drink at work and neither after work, I am not drunk right now, I just jerk off right here spitting out words and sentences in a weird order without thinking too much ...

about jerking off ... well ... forget it ...

oops ... anybody here?? ... ouch ... guess that was too much ...

a picture?? ... I guess I add a nice picture ... makes it's interesting ... girl, boy or animal?? ... let's see ... next time I look for a picture before I write, then I can write about it hahaha ... easy, my boy ...

dear not-readers ... keep it coming ... good night ...

p.s.: you can keep all mistakes you find ...